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JANE... WITH HER EYES ABOUT TO POP... HAVING SUFFERED TWO MAJOR SETBACKS (AND COUNTLESS MINOR ONES)... THE PREMIER OF THE TWO MAJOR ONES OCCURRING JUST OUTSIDE PONCA CITY OKLAHOMA IN A TRAILER PARK WITH A BLACK LABRADOR RETRIEVER LESBIAN NAMED LAVERNE... AND THE FOLLOW-UP ONE IN THE STATE OF ARKANSAS (WHICH HAD TURNED OUT ACTUALLY BEING A STATE OF MIND)... HAD, AT LONG LAST, FOUND HER LUCKY STRIKE...

BUT, POOR JANE, NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE HERSELF FROM AN EXTERIOR VANTAGE POINT... (NOT YET FEELING THE HEAT AND ASSUMING THE STRIKE TO HAVE BEEN A REVERSAL OF BAD FORTUNE... A CONCEPTUAL DISCOVERY MANIFESTED AS A GOD-GIVEN ADJUSTMENT TO HER MIND SET)...

WOUND UP HAVING HER BUBBLE OF A LONG OVERDUE AND MUCH DESERVED HAPPINESS BURST BY HER HALF SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY... WHO CHOSE TO INFORM JANE HER LUCKY FIND HAD BEEN - INDEED - A LITERAL STRIKE... AND THAT IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO SET FIRE TO HER DANG HEAD...

IT WAS ALL VERY COMPLEX... ONE WOULD HAVE TO HALF BEEN THERE...