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BEVERLY (BUT SEEN HERE AS MRS. ROGERS) HAD BEEN TOLD ABOUT A HUMAN MAN... AN EIGHTEEN-WHEEL DRIVER, NAMED DICK LONG... SHARED RENT WITH A TRANSVESTITE, CROSS-DRESSING NUN WHO WAS STRAIGHT AS A BOARD. NAUGHTY BETTY TOLD HER... LIVED OVER TO DURHAM WHICH WAS A SMALL TOWN SOMEPLACE TOWARD THE BACK OF BRENDA’S FARM...

AND BEVERLY, SUFFERING A KIND OF MENOPAUSAL DESPERATION, HAD BECOME QUITE INTERESTED IN THE DATE WHICH NAUGHTY BETTY HAD ARRANGED BETWEEN HER AND (AS FAR AS SHE KNEW)... EITHER THE DRIVER, OR THE NUN... (IT DIDN’T MATTER IF THEY’S BOTH MALE)...

BEVERLY, ONLY HAVING HEARD ABOUT HUMANS... NEVER HAVING EXACTLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT THEY WERE - ARE - OR MIGHT BE... BUT SHE WAS READY...

(AT LEAST, THAT IS, UP TO THE VERY LAST MINUTE)...

IT WAS ALL VERY COMPLEX... ONE WOULD HAVE HAD TO HALF BEEN THERE...