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NAUGHTY BETTY... HALF CATHOLIC, BUT HALF JEWISH PRINCESS, TO BOOT... (NOW ON THE RAG)... EXHAUSTED, EMOTIONALLY DRAINED, AND CRAZED FROM ENDLESS ANNUAL ATTEMPTS AT THE RATIFICATION OF HER COMING OF AGE - HAVING SUFFERED MULTIPLE AND MISERABLY FAULTED CONFIRMATIONS AND BAT MITZVAHS... (EACH GOING TOTALLY HAYWIRE - PRIOR TO EVEN BEGINNING)...

FOUND HERSELF A FAT RICH BAPTIST WASP WHO - MOMENTARILY OFF THE WAGON - HAD MISTAKENLY STUMBLED INTO TEMPLE WHERE BETTY SNAGGED, AND SIMPLY MARRIED THE SON OF A BITCH...

EVEN THOUGH ALL THESE THINGS HAD TRANSPIRED ONLY WITHIN HER MIND... SO TO SPEAK...

IT WAS ALL VERY COMPLEX... ONE WOULD HAVE TO HALF BEEN THERE...