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JIMMY WASN’T SURE WHETHER HE HAD SHRUNK DOWN DURING THE NIGHT - OR HIS HALF-SISTER PANSY HAD SWOLLEN UP - AT LEAST HER HEAD PART...

AND WHEN HE SAW HER THE NEXT MORNING, AND SAW HOW BIG HER HEAD HAD GROWN, IT CAUSED HIS GAS TO BUILD, AND HE BROKE A TERRIBLE WIND... (ONE STRONG TO THE POINT OF BLASTING RIGHT THROUGH , AND RIPPING OUT ABOUT A SIX INCH RAGGED HOLE FROM THE SEAT OF HIS GABARDINE SUIT PANTS)...

AND WHEN HIS OTHER HALF-SISTER, NAUGHTY BETTY, GOT A WHIFF... HER OPINION, AFTER SHE RECOVERED, WAS THAT JIMMY SHOULD LIGHT A KITCHEN MATCH... (THAT THE SMOKE FROM THE SULPHUR WOULD MASK THE PROBLEM)... SO, HE DID...

AND THE RESULT WAS - WELL, AWFUL...

IT WAS ALL VERY COMPLEX... DISASTROUSLY SO... ONE WOULD HAVE HAD TO HALF BEEN THERE...