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MARSHA... SEEN HERE, PREPARED AND ON HER WAY (LITERALLY - AND SO MANY TIMES, BEFORE) TO BECOMING A YOUNG WOMAN... A GIRL AND A NON-GIRL, COALESCED AS ONE...

NEARING THE HOUSE OF THE FATHER WHERE THE CONSUMMATION WOULD HOPEFULLY (THIS TIME) BECOME TENURED... AN OFF-SEASON LAWN BAT MITZVAH...

BUT (AS SO MANY TIMES BEFORE) THROWN OFF TRACK... AN UNPLANNED COLLISION WITH AN ATTRACTIVE NON-KOSHER, AIRBORNE GHERKIN...

AND WITH POOR MARSHA HAVING ALREADY SUFFERED TWO PREVIOUSLY FAULTED RATIFICATIONS (A CLOTHES PIN, THEN A SMOLDERING KITCHEN MATCH PASSING NEAR) AND, MARSHA NOW IN HEAT - AN ACCUMULATED, AGITATED, BUT EXCITINGLY INCENDIARY EXASPERATION FROM IT ALL...

A BURNING INTERNAL CURSE...